What do Brinks trucks carry these days?
It can't be cash. Who uses cash anymore? Are they driving around a bunch of debit transactions?
Could they be on the brink of extinction?
Some possible new uses for the Brinks truck: beer fridge on wheels (Brinks drinks); mobile jewelry box for Kim Kardashian; kids playground equipment; handing out money to the public.
Wouldn't it be fun if little Billy was playing in a Brinks truck, got locked in, and you had to deploy some semtex plastic explosive to free him? That kind of memory sticks with a kid.
I'm turning one into an ice cream truck. The truck has small rectangular holes through which security guards poke their guns to shoot anyone trying to attack them. Perfect size for scoops of ice cream.
Turning guns into ice cream. I can get behind that.
