Helloooo Newman: Olympic Jar Opening

Helloooo Newman: Olympic Jar Opening: I came across a really tough jar lid the other day. Bot, they make them tight these days. Using every muscle from my neck to my ankles, I go...

Olympic Jar Opening

I came across a really tough jar lid the other day. Bot, they make them tight these days. Using every muscle from my neck to my ankles, I got it open. Jesus C., I thought, I'm strong.

Then I watched the rings event in the Olympics. I realized I'm about as strong as an overcooked asparagus tip.

Helloooo Newman: Space, The Final Delivery

Helloooo Newman: Space, The Final Delivery: Jeff Bezos just went to the edge of space in his own rocket. I have a gut feeling this could put Amazon on the map.

Space, The Final Delivery

Jeff Bezos just went to the edge of space in his own rocket. I have a gut feeling this could put Amazon on the map.