Helloooo Newman: Comedy prize

Helloooo Newman: Comedy prize: Helloooo Newman was up for the Mark Twain prize for American Humor. Unfortunately, Bill Maher just barely beat us. We did win the Shania Twa...

Comedy prize

Helloooo Newman was up for the Mark Twain prize for American Humor.

Unfortunately, Bill Maher just barely beat us.

We did win the Shania Twain prize for blogs that attempt to be funny and fall short by a very large amount.

I keep the award in my laundry basket.

Helloooo Newman: Pussy climate change fuck off!

Helloooo Newman: Pussy climate change fuck off!: Is that all you've got, climate change? .Going outside is like walking through lava? How lame! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm g...

Pussy climate change fuck off!

Is that all you've got, climate change?

.Going outside is like walking through lava?

How lame!

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna do some roofing for the summer.

I'm gonna become a sauna repairman.

I'm gonna be a pizza oven tester.

I'm gonna have a winter clothing fashion show in July.

Cuz it ain't that hot, sukka!

Pussy climate change fuck off!