Bad news, folks.
I went to the eye doctor today and he told me my hindsight isn't 20/20. Never has been.
He said that explains why I'm a dummy and never learn from my mistakes.
Thankfully, he gave me the proper prescription – coke-bottle glasses – that I wear on the back of my head.
I think they're working. I see now why I never got a date in my teens, twenties, or thirties.
