Helloooo Newman: Toronto Transit Omission

Helloooo Newman: Toronto Transit Omission: The TTC workers might go on strike. I wonder if we'll notice a difference in the service.

Toronto Transit Omission

The TTC workers might go on strike. I wonder if we'll notice a difference in the service.

Helloooo Newman: Gridding your teeth

Helloooo Newman: Gridding your teeth: Are you as excited about the future as I am? A Jetson-esque future of clean electric cars, no traffic, fresh air and a clean earth to live o...

Gridding your teeth

Are you as excited about the future as I am?

A Jetson-esque future of clean electric cars, no traffic, fresh air and a clean earth to live on.

It's coming soon. You know it's coming. You can feel it like an electric current in your bones. 

No, not the kind that powers an electric chair, to punish you for unspeakable crimes.

The kind that gives you goose bumples all over and excites you to live fully.

It's coming.

Oh. Except all that it takes to bring down the electrical grid that powers your dreams is a tiny little squirrel. Like the one that took out all of downtown Toronto.

One meagre rodent, among millions. Totally spoils the party. Second time it's happened in a month.

No more cars. No air conditioning. No heat. No TTC. No future.

You know the squirrel is coming.

Grid your teeth.

Helloooo Newman: Electric Gas

Helloooo Newman: Electric Gas: Bought an electric car but I'm putting a gas engine in it.  Runs way longer and it's easier to fill.

Electric Gas

Bought an electric car but I'm putting a gas engine in it. 

Runs way longer and it's easier to fill.

Helloooo Newman: Father's Day to the T

Helloooo Newman: Father's Day to the T: Father's Day is coming up. Just if you're having trouble finding something useful.

Father's Day to the T

Father's Day is coming up. Just if you're having trouble finding something useful.