I bought a drum set so now I can play a drum roll just before every Google search gives me the results. It's a hoot. Really increase the excitement. The stakes are higher. What will the first 300,000 results actually be? You never know. Try it.
Try searching for "blogs attempting to be funny". See what you get.
Drum roll please…
I try living in the moment, but it's always over before I get around to it. Moments need to be longer.
Most babies suffered from colic. I suffered from melon-colic.
