Sunday 23 July 2017

Don't Hold Your Breath


A friend of mine was drowning. I panicked and froze. Didn't know what to do. He kept asking me when am I going to throw the lifebuoy. Nervously, I quipped, "Don't hold your breath."

He stopped holding his breath and drowned.

I didn't mean it. Really.

Despite the saying, there are times when you should hold your breath.