Helloooo Newman: Totally the bomb

Helloooo Newman: Totally the bomb:   I hear Oppenheimer is a huge bomb at the box office.

Totally the bomb

 

I hear Oppenheimer is a huge bomb at the box office.

Helloooo Newman: The Medium is the Message

Helloooo Newman: The Medium is the Message: I'm hiring a Medium to contact my dad, who died 13 years ago. Finally, he can tell me himself there's no life after death.

The Medium is the Message

I'm hiring a Medium to contact my dad, who died 13 years ago. Finally, he can tell me himself there's no life after death.

Helloooo Newman: Governor Specific

Helloooo Newman: Governor Specific: Did you hear about the Governor General of Canada? She went to Iceland and spent a very specific amount of $71,000 on limo rides. She was th...

Governor Specific

Did you hear about the Governor General of Canada?

She went to Iceland and spent a very specific amount of $71,000 on limo rides. She was there 4 days. In Reykjavik. Population 122,183. 

Turns out she rode around in the OceanGate submersible. And around, and around, and around, and around…

That's a ton of grocery money.

The submersible wasn't crushed, but the budget was.

Helloooo Newman: Trudough

Helloooo Newman: Trudough: Got my vote-for-me cheque from Trudeau. No, sorry, beer money. Wait a minute.  Is that what it's for? Um. Shit, what was it? … … Grocery...

Trudough

Got my vote-for-me cheque from Trudeau.

No, sorry, beer money.

Wait a minute. 

Is that what it's for?

Um.

Shit, what was it?

…

…

Grocery money!!

That's it. Money to buy food.

Gonna buy some food with it.

I'm hungry.

Hey, here's some money to buy food.

Not beer.

Helloooo Newman: Body of Knowledge

Helloooo Newman: Body of Knowledge: I met my favourite Physicist at a strip joint and he told me all about his G-string theory. I think he's on to something.

Body of Knowledge

I met my favourite Physicist at a strip joint and he told me all about his G-string theory. I think he's on to something.

Helloooo Newman: Let it B&B

Helloooo Newman: Let it B&B: Paul McCartney was travelling last week and stayed at an Airbnb. Supposedly he entertained the other guests by singing Let It Be and Be.

Let it B&B

Paul McCartney was travelling last week and stayed at an Airbnb. Supposedly he entertained the other guests by singing Let It Be and Be.