It's too bad that Canada axed the penny. Now, when you're having a serious discussion, you can't put your two cents worth in anymore.
Unless you have your debit card handy.
Or, if you're the strong silent type, no one can offer you a penny for your thoughts.
Again, unless you have a debit card, and the strong silent type guy accepts debit payments for his thoughts.
When in the heat of conversation, I now offer my five cents worth and insist on three cents change.
I win the argument because everyone just walks away.
