John McCain, war hero, Senator and french fry lover (oops, wrong family), issued a statement saying that Obama is responsible for Jon Snow's death in Game of Thrones.
As Mr. McCain explained it to curious onlookers, Jon Snow befriended the Wildlings.
Obama failed to call for airstrikes against the Wildlings. Or better yet, put boots on the ground. The Wildlings were left to organize, fester and eventually pal around with Jon Snow.
This, understandably, upset the Knights of the Black Watch. Many of the Knights viewed the Wildlings as terrorists.
I see his point, although I'm a bit confused. Mr. McCain should appreciate the Wildlings, also called the "Free Folk", exactly because they are free. They are free, for example, to buy a Valyrian steel sword without a background check.
Nevertheless, this is another death on Obama's conscience, along with the victims in Orlando.
You've had a great career, Mr. McCain.
I suggest self-induced retirement instead of voter-induced retirement.
