Yet another societal miscarriage of justice.
The zoo mom that took her eyes off her son for about 30 seconds, only to have the kid jump into a gorilla den, won't be charged with a crime.
WHAT?
I don't know about you, but I'm uncomfortable living in a world where moms that don't surveil their kids 24/7, every second, are allowed to roam free, as if they're just…people.
Attention moms: let your kid climb, you do time.
Poor child. He'd be so much better off with mom in jail while he's consigned to a baby carriage until he's 30. Daddy has his girlfriends to help around the house (nudge, nudge).
It's entirely moms fault that zoos exist, and they invite people to come watch the animals, in enclosures designed by the zoo.
The investigation is closed? My sources tell me (on the Q.T.) that police dropped the charges cuz all the poopie diapers they collected (you know, evidence), stank up the lunch room. Scandalous.
For a better world…more moms in jail!
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