Why do cars get so hot in the summer?
The thermometer in my car says it's 21 outside, but it's 500 in the car.
That's even hotter than my actual oven gets. Maybe I should drive my oven around instead.
I bought some raw chicken wings at the grocery store and half way home they were done.
Just great. No wing sauce. I had a open beer, of course. And was watching baseball on my iPhone. But no sauce? Come on.
Forget about dogs or babies in a hot car. Keep an eye on your meat products.
Last week in the back of my car was a totally over-done steak. Completely ruined. I would have stopped and eaten it if I knew it was ready. Next time I'll also keep a baked potato and some asparagus in the back just in case. Along with a set of steak knives and a nice tablecloth.
On the bright side, next week I'm cooking a prime rib in the car. Saves power.
