Bernie Sanders is thankful he never joined the army.
Going through life as Colonel Sanders reduces his gravitas.
Speaking of gravitas, or anti-gravitas (akin to anti-gravity), Sanders and Trump have more in common than you think.
Mr. Sanders agrees with Trump that global trade has hurt the common man, and on the news today he fingered one of the culprit countries as Chiner.
Do you mean China, Mr. Sanders?
Chiner.
Exactly where is Chiner located?
China is at the bottom of the world, and Chiner is at the bottom of China. They are both stealing our jobs.
Mr. Trump was a little hazy on Chiner as a country, but he was pretty sure he has the best golf course in the world there. Oh, but not better than the course in Scotland. The same. Exactly the same greatness. The bestness.
He did think that Chiner should join a movement called Chexit, seeking to leave a group of countries that insists each member eat Chex cereal for breakfast everyday. The Chex-producing companies are entirely populated by immigrants. That must change.
The earthquake in international affairs continues.
