Congress is having a sit-in.
This involves sitting in the chamber doing nothing.
Today they will vote on whether to declare this "just another work day".
Maybe, instead of a sit-in, they should have a shoot-out.
They're fighting about guns, so make it a real gun fight.
A polite fight, of course.
Shooting holes in the other side's argument. That kind of thing.
The side with the most holes wins.
Now we know how many holes it takes to fill the Congress Hall.
Then, there's always tomorrow.
