I checked Kijiji for Doug's jet. No sign of it yet.
Checking Toys R Us…
Oh there it is. Gently used private jet.
Word is Doug wants to replace the private jet with a private Jet Ski for his cottage.
"At least it has the word jet in it", Doug relayed to his advisors.
"I live on a huge lake and it takes a long time to get around doing business for Ontario. The water wings just don't cut it."
