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| Cher at 310 years old |
Scientists looking for solutions to the perils of climate change have stumbled upon a remarkable strategy to save Mother Earth.
Since the climate is changing so quickly, scientists reason, we need a way to stop, or slow down, this change.
One night, while eating an emissions-free dinner of lentil soup, lentil salad, lentil steak, lentil wine and lentil ice cream, leading scientist E. Missions loaded his favourite Cher song on iTunes. That's when it struck him.
What hasn't changed in centuries? Cher's face!
What's on her skin? How do her cheeks, her smile, stay frozen in time?
Mr. Missions plans to study what combination of oils, soaps, masks, facials, peels, scrapes, extracts, muds, creams, lotions, fruits and vegetables Cher uses, and cover the Earth with these magnificent ingredients.
Mr. Missions has no delusions. He knows it will be tough to cover the entire Earth with this planet-saving recipe, especially when people could slip on a cream or peel and injure their tailbone.
"If a face can stop changing, so can a climate."
