Today I was really confused. A firetruck pulled in front of me and I followed 150 feet back, like everyone does.
Suddenly another firetruck pulled in front of the first firetruck. I did some quick math. Shit. Should I be 300 feet back? Should I add the two firetrucks together? There was nothing in the driver's manual about this.
Then an ambulance arrived. That's another 150 feet. That's nearly a city block. People were really pissed at me.
I got even more confused when I could barely read a sign on the ambulance: How's My Driving - call some number, which I couldn't read.
Should I pull up close enough to read the number, and then call to report his driving? Does that negate the 150 feet back rule?
Confusing.
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