Listen to them clang. On fire!
Isn't it rather great that the only person who has the balls to take on Trump doesn't have any balls?
It's obvs that Nancy deserves some honorary balls.
The Academy of Scrotum Awards: Come to the Ball.
And the scrotum goes to…Nancy Pelosi, for acting as if she has balls.
"Nancy, how did you prepare for this role?"
"Well, I knew the part required some balls. At first, I was going to borrow some from my male colleagues in Washington. Unfortunately, all their balls were suspended in vice grips at home. I guess they're saving them for some point in the future, but they're sure not willing to use them when they're really needed. You know, I always thought Democratic balls were stronger than GOP balls. Nope. They're just a little warmer to the touch."
"So I grew a pair and decided to stand up like a…um…man?"
"Oh, I ate a lot of pasta too, but didn't gain any weight."
"I'd like to thank…"
