A travel warning for all Chinese travellers to Canada has been issued by the Xi Jinping government.
It advises Chinese citizens that coming to Canada might expose them to dangers such as the rule of law, freedom of speech, Internet with more than 5 available sites, ladies footwear that doesn't require one's toes to be crushed together, death penalty trials that last longer than 20 minutes and don't result in a death penalty, and over-priced Uber Eats Chinese food delivery.
The Canadian tourist industry shudders.
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