Hockey has "he shoots, he scores", but no other sport seems to use this type of phrase. Why not?
Tennis: He hits, he scores
Bowling: He rolls, he scores
Chess: He moves, he socres
Archery: He flings, he scores
Fencing: He stabs, he scores
Cricket: He chirps, he scores
Weightlifting: He heaves, he scores
Formula 1: He formulates, he scores
Figure Skating: He figures, he scores
Boxing: He beats his face in, he scores
American Handball: He handles his balls, he scores
Olympic Backstroke: He strokes, he scores
Sex: He strokes, he scores
Twister: He twists, he puts his butt in your face
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