Where to? Kitchen garbage can, 457 Leftovers Lane
Estimated time: All day. Maybe longer.
Distance: 20 yards
Okay. Let's Go:
Continue straight for 8 cm.
In 2 cm, make a right at the cow dung, and then continue along a zigzag route over every piece of annoying dirt and stone until you are exhausted and pass the scarecrow.
Alert: Anteater in 6 cm.
Dig a tunnel and take it to avoid anteater for 12 cm.
Grab a leaf, eat part of it for lunch, then use the rest to float across pond for 4 cm.
Alert: Highway in 6 cm.
Avoid highway by…
SPLAT
You have not arrived at your destination.
You never will.
New trip?
