If I were a mosquito, instead of risking my life and biting humans, I would bite a mosquito that has already bitten a human. I'd go right for that fat belly of blood. It's a great idea. I'm surprised no mosquito has thought of it.
Forget the Turing Test. The best way to tell if a machine has reached human sentience is to program it to be happy, and then it says, "Fuck happy. I'm not doing happy today. Have you read the news lately? You be happy. I'm pissed."
It's too hot to feel hot.
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