Hey folks, if you live in Ontario, vote for me, Newman, and the Dogmatic party.
My platform? Well, this new deck is my platform. Plus it's time to sell dog food in beer and liquor stores. Ontarians are mature enough for this dramatic step.
Stop the stranglehold private stores have on selling my dinner. I want Alpo and my owner wants a six-pack. Plus we have to drive to the beer store, so I get to stick my head out the window and smell stuff.
Can I count on your vote? I can't really count…but vote for me.
