Today, June 8, is World Oceans Day.
Yesterday was National Chocolate Ice Cream Day in the U.S.
Did you know that chocolate ice cream is killing our oceans? Every day, massive amounts of chocolate ice cream end up in the blue depths, maiming and killing our precious ocean life. Right now, there's a huge chocolate ice cream island floating around the world and wreaking havoc. And it's growing by scoops and scoops every second.
Oh, wait a minute. That's plastic.
BTW, tomorrow is Intergalactic Toenail Clippings Day.
