I ordered a coffee at Starbucks and they asked if I wanted room for cream. I said I'd like room for a nice one bedroom apartment with a balcony for a cheap rent.
They sell cage-free eggs at Starbucks. I ordered eggs and demanded I get a cage with them. They don't do that so I cancelled my order and left.
I like having fun at Starbucks when they ask for my name. Sometimes I'll say it's XUB-7 and to pay I hold my eye in front of that red scanner. It hurts my eye but it's worth it. Still along the Sci-fi theme, it's fun to pretend I'm a Borg with a lisp and I say my name is Firth of Fourth. Or I'll order a R2-Tea2 in C-3PO's voice. When I'm in a bad mood I'll order a crappuccino.
Feel free to try all these fun things.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
