I'm gonna wait to write my autobiography until I've died and gone to Heaven.
People don't take enough time to write their biographies properly. I'm gonna set myself on a nice cozy cloud and ruminate upon my life. The pros, the cons, the ups and downs, and how many times I was picked up at a bar. That will be a very thin chapter.
I've worked out a book deal with God. He takes 90% of the proceeds – that's 90%!!. But He promised my book would be required reading in Bible class. Sales will be strong.
Apparently He has a book store called Indigod and it does a great business.
I plan to visit the local Cloudbucks for coffee, reading my book, of course.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
