As I age like a prized side of beef, it's important that I take my daily meds.
The question is…what do I mean by "meds".
There's two choices, at my age.
Medication
or
Meditation.
To medicate or meditate.
They can be easily confused. Both require me to hold still and focus on something. In the case of meditation, it's a sandy beach with Charlize Theron in a "therong". For medication, it's the wonderful feeling of pills distorting my sense of reality.
I have trouble swallowing the benefits of meditation. It's iffy, subjective, and boring. Don't ask me to close my eyes unless you want me to go to sleep.
Pills I can easily swallow.
They're wearing off. Gotta go.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
