Being so Christmassy, I often get the question, "Hey, Father Christmas, what's your favourite carol?"
It's true. I am a father. And I love mistletoe. More than camel toe. I wear it just above my ass so people can kiss it. I make a list, throw it in the fire, and check it twice to make sure it burned.
Some people think this bah humbug act is an act. It is. It's also typecasting.
So what do I listen to while I'm throwing old Christmas tree needles at the elderly and getting hammered on Jager?
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fuck This. Trust me. It will put you in the mood. Or a mood.
Give it a listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnRPDQCQMNU
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
