Hey, a shout out to all those people hurt by the Peloton ad.
I'd like to offer some words of comfort.
You need to drink more fucking alcohol.
You need to skip the tv commercials, like everyone else does.
Use the fucking mute button.
Pull that exercise bike from out of your ass and put your ass on the bike. Try losing 2 pounds. It's fucking hard.
All those years I wasn't able to fit into my fucking two-piece bathing suit. I got over it.
My wife watch the ad, and do you know what she did after?
She went on with her fucking life.
You want to be offended? Read this fucking blog.
Oh, and Happy Holidays. Hope you get everything you wish for.
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