Friday, 6 September 2019

The Hopeful Mantis

Scientists have discovered that praying mantises are praying less than ever.

"Fewer and fewer humans are going to church and now report that they are atheists. This trend seems to be moving to the mantis", said Manny the mantis expert.

God seems to be less and less a force in the human world and in nature.

What are the mantises replacing God with?

"We find a lot of them are turning to gambling. Betting on their future. Lottery tickets, that kind of thing. Thankfully not crime-oriented."

Who will drop God next?