Thin

There's so much pressure to lose weight in our culture of thin.

My TV is getting thinner every two years. Same with my laptop. I won't stand beside either of them.

Don't even talk to me about thin crust pizza. Soon it will just be a flaccid pile of toppings. I always ask for extra thick crust. About 36 inches, matching my waist.

When I'm on thin ice with my wife? That ice is getting thinner every day. It's gonna crack soon.

I hear even the Catholic church is cutting  back on the Host. Thin crust Host. Even God worries about His appearance.

My neighbour threatened me last week, and it was a thinly-veiled threat. What next?

The pressure.