American Election Issues:
• Election Stolen by Russia: moles, caviar, hookers and lawyers
• International bribery, promises made and broken
• Mass immigration and a billion dollar border wall
• War in the Middle East and the Korean Peninsula
• Climate change
• Mass violence
• Corruption at a new scale
• The direction of the free world
Canadian Election Issues:
• A halloween party
My Liberal candidate is Rob Oliphant. It's hard to discuss the election without acknowledging the oliphant in the room.
"Hey Rob, get out of my room."
"But you have to acknowledge me."
"Okay, I acknowledge you. Now git."
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
