Soon all Helloooo Newman blogs will be accompanied by a laugh track. This way you will know which parts to laugh at, if any, and how hard and long to laugh.
Should you spit your milk out at a particular funny bit? Pee your pants? Slap your knee? Or are you reading one of the more profound articles exploring the human condition in a rigor mortis way. Or is that rigorous? I'll check that.
Please pay attention to the kind of laugh as well. This will guide you on the proper type of sound to emit. Among the available laughs will be a chortle, guffaw, smirk accompanied by a phlegmy clearing-your-throat sound, cackle, giggle, the silent laugh, har-har and my favourite, tee-hee.
Please, no laughing your ass off at Newman blogs.
Thank you.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
