I'm doing a remake of the Hitchcock classic Dial M for Murder. It's a real small budget so it's called Dial M for Misdemeanor. Can't afford actors to play murderers and cops and judges or writers to write some intricate plot and all that crap. We can barely afford the cell phone plan to dial. Coming soon to an Apple Watch near your wrist.
Alternate Title: Text M for Misdemeanor
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