Why is it called an ant farm? Doesn't look or smell like a farm. I've never seen an ant driving some wide tractor that takes up the entire road and makes me late to the cottage.
"Damn ant farmers. Get outta my way. I get my food at the grocery store."
"I'll step on your farm if you don't move!"
That's one good thing about the ant farm. You can put them out of business with a whomp of your foot. "Is that an illegal opium crop? Not any more."
And yet they always rebuild it.
"Hey Joe, maybe we should give up and relocate?"
"Are you kidding? My ancestors have been toiling this sand for ages. This is our land."
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
