When I'm writing, I cover my body in a medley of talcum powder, baby powder, sawdust, antiperspirant, cotton balls, sponges, tampons, Huggies and Bounty (the thicker, quicker picker-upper).
That way my genius no longer takes 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration. Now it's more like half a percent perspiration, even less inspiration and 99.3215% scratching myself.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
