Scientists are furiously trying to figure out why a human brain, trapped in the above face (and wrapped only in a bathrobe, no less), could ever imagine it is attractive to women.
Initial findings suggest the above "person" is the genetic result of sex between a pit bull and a gourd, and that it created a new brain part that isn't just completely divorced from reality, but was never married to it in the first place.
LOCK HIM UP!
