Would you trade a tit for a tat? I'm not sure I would. I need to know what a tat is, do they come in pairs, like tits, and whether I could get it for something less valuable. Tits are quite worthwhile, in my book anyway. I would trade a tit for the new Tesla. That I would do.
We use tit for tat when someone does us wrong, and we get them back. If someone tats me, I tit them back? I don't know. I'd say they're the winner in that scenario. Maybe I'll substitute them with some man boobs.
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