Who sang, "If I only had a brain"?
Was it the tin man?
Or was it the plastic man? Medical science goes on and on about the "Plastic Brain". The human brain is plastic. It is not, as previously thought, a lump of granite, like your kitchen counter. As plastic, it can be changed, molded, and deposited in the recycle bin when you're through with it.
I wish I had a plastic brain. I have a sheet metal brain. Not very malleable, yet not particularly strong. Shows all the dents. Tarnishes.
Oh right, it was the scarecrow.
See!
