Monday, 4 September 2017

Game Changer


I'm not calling for the death penalty, exactly, but I think jail time is warranted for people who keep saying "game changer", like it means anything.

It's a favourite among news anchors. I think CNN said it 200,000 times this week.

"North Korea tested their sixth nuclear warhead. Is this a game changer?"

It's all the same game, and the rules haven't changed. Touch us and we will kill millions of people.

It is an underwear changer. If Kimmy sends a nuke our way, I know I will be changing my underwear many times before it hits.