For goodness sake, if you want to train your dog properly, stop speaking infantish to him.
Your dog is not a human infant. The reason we speak googly talk to infants is that we are training them early on to speak an entire language. Your dog will only ever recognize a few words and, surprisingly, will never actually speak them. To form the basic "ma", "ba", "fa", "la" sounds, the dog needs lips at least as big as Mick Jagger's, and you have to replace his tongue, which is as useful as a flattened piece of double bubble on the road. The tongue must contact the palate in a firm way to produce these sounds. No dog has this.
What I'm saying is your dog is stupid, albeit in a very cute way. I think on the I.Q. scale, a dog comes in way below a pig, so that bacon you're eating is quite intelligent, but your dog is a dolt. Julie Andrews can visit your house and sing Do-Re-Mi to your dog all day and at the end he will lick his balls and her vocal chords.
So, make the words your dog learns important words, like "sit", "stay", and "if I find my Italian loafers in your mouth, I will wrap you in foil and put you in the microwave."
Yes, that means cut the googly talk from your vocab. "Who's a good boyyyy", "Who wants to play with the ball", "Who pees like a big boy" (all in a grating baby voice). None of that. Notice I didn't put question marks after those "questions". Your dog doesn't know what a questions is, and doesn't care.
The whole concept of asking your dog a question is absurd. Who the hell is in charge here? Asking him a question implies that he gets to decide shit, and that he has weighed the alternatives. Cut it out.
Given the chance, your dog will eat turkey dinner until his stomach does a half gainer out his anus. Dogs don't decide to stop eating. Newman once ate some turkey, threw it up and re-ate it. Then he shat it out and ate it again. Then he got another dog to puke it out and he ate that. Then he got a different dog to shit it out and ate that. Then he convinced some strangers, who thought he was cute, to eat it and puke it out and he ate that. This went on until Christmas, when we cooked another turkey.
YOU make the decisions, despite what your spouse tells you.
Your dog does get tone of voice. So, when you say, "Get in the fucking car or I'll break your legs", sure, it's a lot of unnecessary words. You probably just have to point. But it's fun to say, right? Go ahead and say it. Practice on your spouse. Just don't phrase it as a question. You're embarrassing yourself in front of other dogs.
When you speak infantish to your dog, your dog thinks, "What a fucking patsy. This jerk's gonna give me all the prime rib I want", only not in those words exactly.
There is no such thing as empowering your dog. Your dog doesn't give a shit who Oprah is, or what his constitutional rights are. You are training the fucker, a la Pavlov. Stop messing around with infantish.
