Monday 23 January 2017

The Spice of Life

First Press Conference on Saturday



Congratulations to Sean Spicer, Presidential spokeshitter, for finding a suit that fits properly. Sean's first cheque didn't clear until this morning, at which time he scurried over to Men's Wearhouse for a neck fitting.

It also could have been a bad imitation of David Byrne from Talking Heads.

Sean is new at this. He arrives to us after a failed audition for the Spice Girls.



Second Press Conference on Monday