Doctors have once again come out with sage dietary advice that all should follow. Especially for people who like living, but only if they can eat all the fireplace ash they desire.
You should not, on a regular basis, eat toast that looks, feels and tastes like the end of a giant Ticonderoga pencil.
Thanks, Dr. Killjoy.
"Excuse me, I would like my burger rare. I mean, my toast. Wait a minute. Coffee medium-rare, toast squishy, burger on life support."
