Wednesday 18 January 2017

The Horned Melon Rub




Congratulations to Matthew McConaughey for committing so much to his new role by gaining 50 lbs.

For my next blog, on healthy fruit, I will swallow a large bag of persimmons, followed by a rambutan juice cleanse, and finally a back rub using the essence of a horned melon.

All while I write.

I think you should know how committed I am to the process.

BUT – I don't go bragging about it on t.v., do I?