Wednesday, 18 January 2017

The Horned Melon Rub




Congratulations to Matthew McConaughey for committing so much to his new role by gaining 50 lbs.

For my next blog, on healthy fruit, I will swallow a large bag of persimmons, followed by a rambutan juice cleanse, and finally a back rub using the essence of a horned melon.

All while I write.

I think you should know how committed I am to the process.

BUT – I don't go bragging about it on t.v., do I?