Today is the first day of snow in Toronto, otherwise known as the first day Torontonians have ever seen snow in their lives. So let's drive like it's the first time we've ever driven in snow. Let's walk like it's the first day we've ever walked in snow. Let's shut the subway down because it's the first time it's ever snowed. Let's send out the firetrucks because it's the first time it's ever snowed. Let's watch the power go out because it's the first time it's ever snowed.
And let's pretend like it's the last time it will ever snow.
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