I Barely Know Him

More and more people are coming out and admitting that Donald Trump asked for a quid pro quo from Ukraine.

Rudy Giuliani: Donald Trump asked Ukraine for a quid pro quo.

Donald Trump: I barely know the man. I hear he's a reputable lawyer, but don't know him.

Mike Pompeo: Yes, Donald Trump definitely asked Ukraine for a quid pro quo.

Donald Trump: Listen, I barely know the guy. I hear he's a nice guy, but don't know him.

Mike Pence: I was there and Donald Trump definitely asked Ukraine for a quid pro quo.

Donald Trump: I run into him in the halls, but I barely know him. I hear he's a nice guy, but don't know him.

Melania Trump: Last night in bed Donny-poops said that he asked Ukraine for a quid pro quo.

Donald Trump: We're married, but I barely know her. I barely know my other wives too. Or the women I assaulted and raped. I hear they're all sweet. Barely know them.

Barron Trump: I think daddy did something bad to squids and crows.

Donald Trump: I barely know the kid. I've seen his tiny suits hanging in the closet. Maybe we met once, maybe twice. Nice kid. Don't know him.

God. In his prayers, Donald Trump definitely asked for a quid pro quo with Ukraine.

Donald Trump: God who? I don't know the man. In fact, I've never met him. Can you find a picture of me with him? No.

I barely know them.