How come unexpected things always come outta left field? You'd think by now we'd hire someone to watch left field for those nasty surprises. How about a baseball player? He has experience.
"Watch out, something coming outta left field." ZZZZiiippp. There it goes.
Of course, if I were the universe, I would just switch to right field, to fuck up people even more. Then I'd switch from left to right to left etc. I'd try centre field a few times too. Maybe from the players box too.
Shit, now we need to hire an entire baseball team to keep watch.
Well, baseball players don't really do much else to do so makes sense.
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