The first-ever picture of the black hole is actually a picture of the inside of my wife's purse. You can't find anything in it. Just complete blackness. Nothing escapes it, not even light. Well, occasionally her Visa escapes. Like, maybe every day. It was last seen at Harrods so if you see it can you call me?
But mostly, nothing.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
