People say that investigative journalism is dead.
Not so. It's getting better and better. My favourite kind of journalism is the kind where "reporters" sit at home jacking off to Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen in the first episode of the LAST SEASON of Game of Thrones and then jack off some more as they write articles spoiling it for people who didn't have time to jack off last night to the premiere. Of the LAST SEASON.
I'm sending the Knight King after them.
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