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North Korea has exploded yet another nuclear warhead, this time in Kim Jong-un's hair.
Mr. Jong-un (or is it just Mr. Un?) said North Korea can now, finally, attach a warhead to someone's head (that's why it's called a warhead, he deadpanned) and launch him or her to the Western Coast of the United States. Mr Jong-un prefers to nuke the West Coast because of all the weird haircuts there.
A final test will be carried out using his previous girlfriend, or the last person to piss him off.
Mr. Jong-un's next project is to detonate a warhead on his cheeks, thereby reducing his stubborn baby fat.
